You think I'm joking?
You would be wrong.
Yesterday I auditioned to be a dancer in the Opening Ceremonies of the 2010 Olympic Games.
You didn't know I was a dancer, did you. Well that makes 2 of us!
Let's back up.
My sister can't dance.....really can't dance. Elaine's dance in Seinfeld is like Barishnikoff compared to my sister dancing.
I few months ago, my sister sends me a link to the application forms for volunteering for the games. She told me that as a joke she had applied to be a dancer and that I should join her. My mother was bent over with tears of laughter at the thought of us dancing.
The dream was born.
So a couple weeks ago I get a call. The call.
I auditioned on Sunday, May 17 at 1:00pm. Due to top secret confidentiality I cannot go into any details regarding the audition. Suffice it to say, the judges were speechless.
I'm looking forward to my call back. I' also trying to find a spandex jumpsuit for my next routine, any suggestions?
1 comment:
You've been hiding it well...
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