CORE

I've decided that I'm going to up my manliness by going hunting!

However, before this can happen I have to pass a test called the CORE - Conservation and Outdoor Recreation Education.

Here are some of the highlights;

1) I learned that it is not ethical to fire into a herd of animals, hoping to hit one.

2) I learned that you don't say 'kill' you say 'harvest'.

3) I learned that, if you 'harvest' a bird, and it's stomach contains peas, look for the pea field and you MAY find other birds.

4) I learned that tying the carcass of an animal you have just 'harvested' to the hood of your car may be offensive to some people.

5) I learned that the muzzle is the part of the gun where the bullets come out.

6) I learned to NEVER look into the muzzle of a gun.


Hopefully, I can take and pass this test on Friday. You could pray for that.

You could also pray that, once I've passed my test, I don't 'harvest' my hunting partners!