A quick thought

With a 10 year old and a 1 year old, lately I feel as though I'm more of a bartender that a father.

I ask "What would you like to drink?" a lot.

I'm constantly refilling bottles and glasses.

I wipe down a lot of counters and trays.

I clean up A LOT of spills.

When the 'patrons' get out of control, I use the 'have another drink' method.

I hear about problems over a cold one.

and at the end of the night someone usually ends up crying or passing out!